I studied for my mandatory Life and Health Insurance tests, that were supposed to be in three and a half hours (8am), and recently found out they rescheduled the exam. Like totes no probz! I only lost a half of a week, then the following weekend, f’ing New Years Eve, AND New Year’s day because of it. I’m so delirious with rage I might vom. I’m on the verge of crying tears of joy. I’m planning on diving head first into my empty bathtub. Also, I’m slowly convincing myself that rolling around on the ground laughing at my life like a Hyena would also help the situation.
Why yes, Mendi, this is in fact real life … And unfortunately it is yours.
PS - You are mentally unsound. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
PSS - You’re welcome.